Bomb Squad Gansta Clik Vol 412: Steady Bombin'

USAToday did a nice size article on the mixtape business. They profiled Clue and DJ Drama. They talked about how the record companies have shifted strategies to the point that you HAVE to put out a hot mixtape to be picked up. It's become necessary. 50 Cent set the bar when he flooded the market with tapes and kicked off his career.

This morning in USAToday they profiled the undisputed all time king of underground mixtapes. This man has used his tapes and dvd's to give him an unprecedented amount of celebrity. He has whole government all over the world devoting billions of dollars to shut down his operation. They can't stop it. He won't stop it.

*sounds of an explosion*
Training Day clip "I watched that cock sucker operate with impunity for 15 years and I got him!!"
*more explosion, army gibberish over walkies*
"This sh*t is chess, it ain't checkers!!"
*more explosions*
dj lays down some ill scratches
"king-king-k-k-k-k king kong aint got sh*t- ain't got sh*t on m- me- me"
*50 Cent clip* Them Iraq niggaz are ROWDY ROWDY!
Them Afghan niggaz are some ROWDY NIGGAZ!
Al-Qaeda is the f*&#n ROWDYIEST!
*Jay Z clip* "Niggaz kick dirt get your whole block sweeped up!!"
*army gibberish* " He's not here" "Find Osama Bin-B-B-B-Bin Bin Laden"

Every couple of months like clock work, Big Bin aka the Desert Ninja aka Mr Invisible aka Bin Mutha F#*%*n Laden has another tape on the streets. It's crazy because all the reports at one time suggested his health was failing and he had to have a dialysis machine with him. He is still spitting hate and inspiring all the up and coming terrorist to keep their heads up. It's ridiculous that he's still alive. If he did mastermind 9/11 why haven't we caught this guy? He's good. I'll give him that.

Outside of catching him, I wonder how it would work if we STOP PLAYING THE DAMN TAPES!! Stop broadcasting the damn things to the whole world. Don't give this guy anymore shine. He get 80 spins a day!!

I think America loves Bin Laden. We love him because since the fall of Communism we have not had a visible thing we could look to as an enemy. We are against global warming, against all kinds of abstract injustices, (kinda against racism) but we need someone to but on a poster or a bumper sticker with the big red x on his face, that we can hate in public without judgment. Until we get someone new to hate, be looking out for Bomb Squad Gansta Clik Vol 413: Ride and Die.