Dateline's Funniest Home Videos

Dateline has came up with the funniest TV series since Sienfeld. Their "To Catch A Predator" series is the most hilarious show out right now.

The set up is so basic, its genius. A group of volunteers pose as underage girls online. They wait around and sure enough the perverts start to line up. After having a few conversations the jump into the dirty talk. That leads up to the pervs arranging a meeting with the girl when her parents aren't home. When the guys show up, out comes Chris Hanson and he interviews these jackasses. That is the most hilarious part, they sit down and talk to him about what's going on. What the f#&$?! They do the sloppiest backtracking ever caught on TV. Pervs caught red handed. The best part is they start to leave feeling embarrassed yet relieved that they got away. Suddenly they get swarmed by cops! HAHAHA! You stupid pervs! You thought you were getting away! HAHAHAH!

This is definitely the thing that is perfect about reality TV. Not the faux reality TV on most stations. Stuff like Real World, The Apprentice, etc are damn near scripted sitcoms. The stories that these freaks have are so amazing Dean Koontz couldn't make this up. Firefighters, teachers, priests. They stroll up the drive way looking around with armfuls of Mike's Hard Lemonade and beer. Condoms in their pockets. They come in happily identifying themselves, all the while imagining getting some of that underaged nookie. All the way up until Chris comes out like, "Excuse me. What are you doing?" HAHAHA! They look at him like he's a the boogie man. A clear mix shock and guilt. If you look closely their bodies jerk like they just stopped themselves from taking off in a full sprint. It amazes me every single time that they sit down and talk to him.

"What were you coming over here to do?"
"I came to hang out." or "Came to talk and make some new friends."
"To hang out alone in a house with an 15 year old. What is the beer for?"
"I was thirsty." (HAHAHAHA!!) or "I uh..its..uh"
"That's not what you said in your chat. You said you wanted to lick her virgin body and give her great pleasure like a real man. You talk, quite explicitly about various sexual acts. I didn't know you could do all that with a potato. Sniffing pubic hair. Masturbation. You were very explicit. You want to beep his beep and beep his long beep beep I can't even say this stuff out loud. Did you bring condoms, Mr. (insert sexually explicit screen name)?"
"Yeah. But I..uh..I always carry condoms with me." They say while shifting on the stool uncomfortably.
"So you thought it was ok for a 42 year old man to bring alcohol and condoms to meet a 13 year old girl. You're a married man with kids. What was your plan tonight? What would have happened in this house if me and me television crew had not been here?"
(uncomfortable silence) HAHAHAHA!!

Dateline has been doing this a while. They started coming up with stuff to make it more challenging. They use decoy little boys. Web cams. They have these crazy voice over recreating the online conversations. They set up the houses way out in the country so the pervs have to drive like 200 miles to get there. They catch almost 20 dudes every episode. The really bad part is that some of the people have seen the other Dateline shows!

I give major kudos to Dateline for this one. They catch the pervs and provide some of the most classic moments of TV in the last 5 years. I swear I almost died when that dude came in the house and got ass out naked, walking around dick swangin' waiting for a 14 year old girl to come out. When he tried to say all he wanted was to talk, Chris Hanson said "Marvin, you're naked." HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA!!

Wooooooo. oh man You crazy Chris Hanson.